Corrupt-A-Wish

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The game is pretty simple. You make a wish, then the next poster tries to corrupt it, and then that person makes a wish.

Example:
I wish for money
Granted, but it is counterfeit.

(I do not own this idea)

Ill go first,

I wish Shi En was not limited to 1 :'(

Granted , but the toy soldiers get real guns that were shrunk using modern technology and the evil toys get killed. I wish that cod would join me ace and Gio's unrefined trio

Granted but I quit because it became a quartet
I wish I knew how to code with Java

Granted but Java is the "old thing" , everyone uses the new javapple made by Apple and everyone laughs at you since only "old people" now use Java.

I wish I had more wishes for this game.

granted but when u grant one everyone gets 1000 more

I wish pokemon were real

Pokemon are now real but they kill everything making the whole planet extinct.

I wish I was I could kill without a license

Granted but you get the death sentence, what did you expect, anyone can kill without a license, especially since License to kill are fake, there are just people that law enforcement will turn a blind eye to.
I wish for world peace, ^.^

That's already been granted but I'll say it again, granted but aliens will invade and destroy earth.

I wish we had more active members!

We will have more members They will come on and spam our topics with one word replies that don't even make sense, they will duel people and just disconnect when they start to lose and then insult the person they were dueling for cheating which will lead to that member to leave the academy and his friends will follow and leave which in turn will make the academy a lonely place with just you here as an admin.

I wish there was new Ice Barrier support *.*

granted but it is released during a slow period and is banned as soon as the next list comes out

i wish for more support for evil heroes

granted, but he kills you in real life on 12/21/12
i wish binary wasnt so complitcated >.<

Granted it's now called uniary and only uses zeros but now there is no variety in programs

I wish I had a pet herbivore dinosaur

granted but it eats all the plants and the oxygen supply runs dangerously low and you die because of lack of oxygen. before you completely pass out, your dinosaur sits on you.
i wish i was a cod knight

Granted but you're a cod fish knight

I wish i had all 3 egyptian god cards and they require no tribute for me.

granted, but weevil throws them off the boat and you never see them again.
i wish i was a cod fish knight

granted, but a shark fish knight eats you.

I wish I could control gravity!

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granted, but you accidently slip and crush yourself onto the earth.
i wish i was a shark fish knight

Granted buy a Human Fisherman harpoons you and sells you for top buck.

I wish all the ground underwater rose, and all the land above water sank

granted, but moses made another arc with 2 animals each and camped on a mountain until it was over.
i wish i was a cod shark fish knight

Alright, but sadly a cod shark fish knight eating whale ate you.

I wish people stopped using six samurais and exodia decks


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Granted except that hieratics take over the world

I wish i could have thors hammer and pick it up as well

Granted but it has not power.

I wish i could have a nice breakfast instead of crappy cereal!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

granted, you get honey nut cereal.
i wish i was a cod shark jellyfish knight

Granted but the ocean goes dry killing all the fish, but human's survive on groundwater and melting Antarctica

I wish cows took over the world

granted, but aliens kill all of the cows.
i wish i was a cod shark jellyfish human knight

Granted except i kill you with my hammer of thor

I wish I could own a real life stardust dragon life size