Corrupt-A-Wish

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The game is pretty simple. You make a wish, then the next poster tries to corrupt it, and then that person makes a wish.

Example:
I wish for money
Granted, but it is counterfeit.

(I do not own this idea)

Ill go first,

I wish Shi En was not limited to 1 :'(

Granted, but then Yugioh cards will be super expensive
I wish that The Secret Rare Judgement Dragon goes done in, and not because there are a lot, or all of them are damaged in any way. TRY TO CORRUPT THAT! xD

Granted, all of those cards are hidden away somewhere
i wish i had a duel motorcycle thingamajiga

Granted but it's a toy
I wish I had a PSX the original Playstation 1 that could also play super Nintendo games

Sure but its broken and cant be fixed.

I wish bend space and time to my will.

Granted, but you create a paradox/blackhole and destroy the universe.
I wish I possessed Odin's all seeing eye

granted, but your head blows up to the awesomeness of it all.
i wish i owned a pheonix

granted but it kills u
i wish i could have 1 dollar

ok but its all pennies
i wish i was the avatar

granted except ur a cut in half kuriboh

I wish for a taco

granted, except that taco grows softer and softer with every passing second and eventually becomes a burrito
I WISH NOBODY COULD CORRUPT MY WISH

To LAte cause everyone corrupted it

I wish for my mom to stop calling me at midnight

Granted she calls you at intervals of 11:59 and 12:01

I wish I was The Only one in the universe

Granted, but God shows up and blows you up XD
i wish my name with quan

Granted but you are crushed by 11 rocks
I wish I was knighted

ok but the queens hand slips and she beheads you

i wish i was with my friends

granted but you all die in a vision you had and then you're picked off 1 by 1 by death because you werent supposed to live.
I wish i had jigsaw's life

granted but you die by your own trap
i wish i won udacs

granted, but you get banned for being bad.
i wish i had a card car d fake or real either one works and it cant blow up or harm me or anything or anyone around me or have any bad side affects and wont go haywire or malfunction and is the PERFECT card car D and i cant be arrested or murdered because of it and i wont die because the car protects me

sure but you cant use it
i wish i could fire bend

granted except you burn yourself to death.
i wish i had a card car d fake or real either one works and it cant blow up or harm me or anything or anyone around me or have any bad side affects and wont go haywire or malfunction and is the PERFECT card car D and i cant be arrested or murdered because of it and i wont die because the car protects me and i can ride it and use it

Granted, but the card is band, and the car itself is too flat to fit in.
I wish that the world ends on December 22

the world ends on 12/19/12. how was that corrupt?!!?!?! D:
i wish i was krillin

the energy required to make you krillin creates a time loop of freeza killing you then you reviveing the the process restarting for all eternity

i wish toy story was real

lol krilling died like 10 times XD
toy story is real but the toys have bad mind and they take over.
i wish i had a wood stick right now

Granted but your stick comes with a tree attached and can never be removed!, but the other sticks can just not the one you were granted
I wish the corrupted toy story chars from Shadow's wish fought the toy soldier guys