Something that made me laugh. (it involves yugioh)

I was up in my attic looking for old yugioh cards since well... I wanted them. I stumbled upon a card... a card that would be rare if it was real. However it was not XD, in fact I think I prefer the laugh. The card is called E-HERO Shinning Phoenix Guy. If you think this is not fake then I hope his effect will tell you otherwise. Here is his effect exactly the way it is on the card. each (E-HERO) in own graveward will increase ATK by 300 points. This cards can__t be destroyed in the battle.

p.s. I put the __ in can__t to show that it was spaced.